I often ponder things in life. Tell me i’m not the only one who thinks about these things………
-Seeing a t-shirt in the store and being like “WOW I LOVE THAT,” then you see the price and kind of hate it as you walk away.
-Hearing thumps while i’m in the shower. I definitely think that my whole family is being killed and I’m next.
-It is my life goal to make it to the bottom of my chapstick before I lose it.
-After seeing a movie in theaters, I never say “That was such a great movie!” or “I can’t wait for the sequel to come!” I say “DANG I NEED TO PEE!”
-I hate that awkward moment when I can’t understand what someone has said after I asked them to repeat themselves 8 times.
-Who was the first person to see a cow and think to squeeze its udders and drink what came out?
-Getting out of bed in the winter is one of the hardest things to do in life.
-I hate that scary moment when I rub my eyes for too long and I go blind for like 10 seconds.
-I know my family so well that I can tell who is coming down the hallway by the sound of their footsteps.
-Don’t you hate when it’s your b-day and people are signing Happy Birthday to you and you just sit there, not knowing what to do?
-Sometimes I lay in bed, wondering if it is worth it to get up to pee because i’m too comfortable.
-I often experience that scary moment where my parents tell me to wait in line by myself while they get something and I have no money and suddenly the line goes really fast.
-How does Dora get her shirt over her head? Seriously… her head is big.
Blanket on = too hot. Blanket off = too cold. One leg out = PERFECT.
Can you relate?! What do you ponder in life?!