I often ponder things in life. Tell me i’m not the only one who thinks about these things………

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-Seeing a t-shirt in the store and being like “WOW I LOVE THAT,” then you see the price and kind of hate it as you walk away.

-Hearing thumps while i’m in the shower. I definitely think that my whole family is being killed and I’m next.

-It is my life goal to make it to the bottom of my chapstick before I lose it.

-After seeing a movie in theaters, I never say “That was such a great movie!” or “I can’t wait for the sequel to come!” I say “DANG I NEED TO PEE!”

-I hate that awkward moment when I can’t understand what someone has said after I asked them to repeat themselves 8 times.

-Who was the first person to see a cow and think to squeeze its udders and drink what came out?

-Getting out of bed in the winter is one of the hardest things to do in life.

-I hate that scary moment when I rub my eyes for too long and I go blind for like 10 seconds.

-I know my family so well that I can tell who is coming down the hallway by the sound of their footsteps.

-Don’t you hate when it’s your b-day and people are signing Happy Birthday to you and you just sit there, not knowing what to do?

-Sometimes I lay in bed, wondering if it is worth it to get up to pee because i’m too comfortable.

-I often experience that scary moment where my parents tell me to wait in line by myself while they get something and I have no money and suddenly the line goes really fast.

-How does Dora get her shirt over her head? Seriously… her head is big.

Blanket on = too hot. Blanket off = too cold. One leg out = PERFECT.

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Can you relate?! What do you ponder in life?!