Here’s my step-by-step guide to making your entire house smell really bad!
Step one: Obtain a plastic cupcake carrier and bake some cupcakes. The photo below is my carrier of choice.
Step two: Share your cupcakes with family. Bring the carrier home and be too lazy to wash frosting residue off it right away.
Step three: Leave the carrier out until your food monger Siberian Husky starts to lick it in the middle of the night.
Step four: Hide the cupcake carrier in the oven from said food monger.
Step five: Forget about the cupcake carrier. A few days later, preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
Step six: About thirty minutes after turning your oven on, realize that you smell something. Remember that you left the cupcake carrier in the oven. Have a look in the oven. A puff of smoke should greet you.
Step seven: Realize the cupcake carrier is melted and savor the horrible aroma within your home for a few hours. It should induce a whopper of a headache.
Step eight: Spend $77 on new oven racks.
Step nine: Vow to always wash the dishes before bed.
